I have been thinking of all the things my boys have said to me over the past few years and thought I may not remember them when they have kids. So, here is just a few things these boys have told me over the years that I can remember and hopefully get a kick out of telling their kids about one day!!!!
I am sure there is more in my brain but these stand out for sure!
Trenton-
Me: Trenton your breath is stinky you need to brush your teeth or you will not get any girls when you get older. Trenton: I know mom I will get them with my looks!
Me: If you want a puppy you have got to clean up after it, its just like a baby. You know maybe you should go work at a veterinarian clinic for a day and see if you want a puppy after picking up all the poop, and pee. Kenny: that's why you go to college and become a veterinarian. Trenton: No that is why you are the pet so you can poop and pee whenever and where ever you want!
Trenton to his Kindergarten Teacher: Miss Sands, you have to keep an eye on me because my name is Trenton Chenard!
Helping Trenton with homework: Mom my mind is out of my brain.
Me: Praise God in everything you do Trenton because God is always behind you. Trenton: what happens if you sit down?
Hudson-
Hudson: mom where's my sand box? Me: we cleaned out the sand. Hudson: who did it? Me: Dad. Hudson (while shaking his head): Damn Dad
Me: Hudson you just hurt the dog, tell him your sorry. Hudson: The dog doesn't talk mom!
Me: shit! Hudson: mom we don't say shit.
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